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August 2008:
Gen Con Report
- A good time was had by all that participated in our annual
Gen Con games run through Infinite Imaginations Inc. Two
table-top sessions and one "Live Action" session was held.
Thanks to all who attended, and hope to see many (if not all) of
you back again next year!
New Advanced Character Sheet Uploaded
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Radio Eternity Updated
- July 2007 game universe news added.
Official MySpace group for Immortal created
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July 2008:
The History of the Magdalen Tribe - New Preview for TLvDR
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Magdalen Tribe!
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The History of the Tribe of Sharakai - New Preview for TLvDR
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Rules FAQ Up
- The Errata section of the website now contains some new
frequently asked questions in regards to actual game rules, this
is not the same as the FAQ about Immortal as a product and its
game universe on the Resource page.
Radio Eternity Updated
- June 2007 game universe news added.
Gen Con 2008 Immortal Game Slots Availability Update
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June 2008:
Sanation: The Drove Religion - New Preview for TLvDR
- Another preview from Tribal Law vs. Dragon's
Rule (TLvDR) posted today! The Sanguine religion of Sanation! Learn the origins of
the religion and the Drove families. Find out what makes a Drove, a Drove!
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Radio Eternity News for May 2007 updated.
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May 2008:
New Preview of Tribal Law versus Dragon's Rule (TLvDR) 5/04/08
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Morrigan!
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July 2007:

The Morrigan battle the Silhouette in Midwest USA
- Forces from the Asgardian Lodge did battle with the
Silhouette and members of Drove Sainha in Orchard Iowa several
weeks ago. The great beast formed a funnel cloud of
enormous size while the fiery lizards attempted to keep the
Morrigan warriors distracted. Fortunately the dark
immortal that had attempted to bond with the great beast was
found and consigned to the Blue Air before any real damage was
done to the surrounding community.
Hemari / Arachne alliance routes Anopheles subversion - Mumbai,
India
- Recent incursions into the area of Mumbai, India by the
Anopheles have met increased resistance in the form of a
Hemari/Arachne sponsored magazine called Red Light Dispatch.
A monthly publication, it is full of emotional outpourings of
women sold to brothels as children, personal accounts of torture
and harassment, poems and essays by prostitutes, book and film
reviews and advocacy articles. Although prostitution is
illegal in India, it is a thriving underground industry and
voluntary groups estimate that there are about 2 million women
sex workers in India. The magazine is an attempt to
provide a different light on an industry that the Anopheles are
attempting to push large numbers of young children into within
the nation of India at this time.
Theft from local Tuatha uncovered - Dublin, Ireland
- A theft from the Tuatha has the Magdalen demanding redress,
since it occurred in June and was only discovered recently due
to the diligence of a mortal seeking some semblance of justice.
Tuatha Keepers have been keeping an eye on the property of
Ireland's National Wax Museum in a warehouse in Dublin since
2005, when the museum's original location in northern Dublin was
razed under influence of the Alexandrites to make way for a
hotel. The museum has been searching for a new home as
Magdalen fight the Alexandrites for influence over the Dublin
city officials. A number of items held by the museum
contained stored faith within them, and so a small alliance
between Magdalen and Tuatha have kept vigil over the museum and
its contents that were stored until a new home could be found.
In early June, Magdalen had arranged for the museum to find a
new home and the mortal curator Kay Murray was set to announce
the new location just a week or so ago.
- In the middle of the evening, members of the Drove Fir Bholg
set about razing a section of Phoenix Park in the northwest of
the city and the Tuatha Keepers nearby were drawn into battle
along with a number of Slayers from the Tribe. During the
diversion, an unknown party slipped into the warehouse and made
off with a large amount of uniforms and actual wax statues from
the museum. Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Franklin D.
Roosevelt are missing their clothes and Fred Flintstone and the
Teletubbies are just plain missing. At least 50 figures
were stolen or wrecked. Also stripped of their clothes
were Winston Churchill, Charles de Gaulle and rebel icons from
Ireland’s war of independence with Britain, including Michael
Collins and Padraig Pearse. Most figures stolen came from
the Children’s World of Fairy Tale and Fantasy section; others
were taken from the Chamber of Horrors. Gone are Bob the
Builder, Frankenstein’s monster, Fred Flintstone, Gollum from
“Lord of the Rings,” a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, “Silence of
the Lambs” killer Hannibal Lecter, and all four Teletubbies.
The total uninsured damages are estimated at $1.4 million and
some clothing was irreplaceable. At this point the
national police force, the Garda Siochana, still has made no
arrests and has no suspects. The current mortal police
theory instigated by the Tuatha Jugglers is that of partying
youths; however, the museum curator is skeptical: “Whoever
did it was looking for uniforms, because most of our uniforms
were stolen,” Murray said, adding, “It’s not going to stop the
museum reopening. It will just delay us.”
- Meanwhile, with this discovery, the Magdalen are demanding
redress from the Tuatha in the area, and are demanding a full
report of the details of the incident so they may launch their
own investigation. What form the redress being demanded is
to take is still unclear.
Terat care for one of their own - Igloolik, Nunavut Canada
- Enoki Kunuk, an 81-year old Inuit hunter survived for 27
days in Arctic Tundra, above the Arctic Circle line.
Having left in early June to hunt caribou about 100km north of
the village, he had no means of communication and his snowmobile
became stuck in melting ice and snow on the ground.
Canadian forces were called in several days later when he did
not return, but poor weather reduced visibility in the air and
further melting of snow made snowmobiles unusable. The
search was called off 10 days later.
- Fortunately, the members of the Wendigo Pride among the
Terat discovered him and insured that he had necessary food and
supplies come his way. Contact was made through the
Morpheum with Igloolik's mayor who convinced a local airline to
lend them a small twin-engine plane and continue the search 10
days later. Kunuk was quickly found via the use of some
subconscious clues left in the mayor's mind.
- The Wendigo Terat, having long gained the name of Wendigo
from Europeans who misunderstood Inuit legends about Drove Gaki
and would witness occasional battles between the white-furred
Terat and the emaciated half-dead creations of the Gaki would
eventually decide the great furred beast must be the flesh
devouring creatures spoken of by the Inuit. To this day
the Terat of Canada carry the name with honor, having
effectively "stolen" it from their enemies.
June 2007:
D'Arcade Odyssey permutations -- Rome, Italy & Amsterdam,
Netherlands
- The University of La Sapienza is at the center of a
concentrated Magdlaen and Eremite investigation into what the
mortal world believes to be airborne massing of cocaine and
cannabis within several areas of the country. Reports have
been filtering in for the last few months about a new version of
Odyssey, being laced into other mortal drugs and released in
areas as an airborne pathogen designed to addict members of the
himsati race within a given area, thus increasing D'Arcade
control of that area. A mortal report from Italy's
National Research Council released this month shows traces of
cocaine and cannabis in the air of the Eternal City. The
discovery was made during study of toxic substances in the air
of Rome, Taranto and Algiers. The highest concentrations
were found at the University. The concentration in Rome --
0.1 nanograms per cubic meter -- was five times less than the
legal limit for toxic substances in the air.
- In an act to avoid local laws in many countries, a group of
D'Arcade sponsored students have developed a form of powdered
alcohol. Since the bans in most countries on the selling
of alcohol to minors only covers liquid substances, the powdered
version circumvents those laws. The inebriation is called
Booz2Go and is available in 20-gram packets costing roughly 1.5
euros ($2.00 US). They simply require adding water and
they form a lime-colored and flavoured drink with approximately
3% alcohol. In Germany, alcopops -- sweet drinks
containing alcohol and in powder form cause a stir when launched
into the market. In the United States such powders are
sold as a flavouring for the last few years. This is,
however, the first attempt to create, market and distribute the
product aimed specifically at minors.
Tuatha score victory at Chernobyl -- Parishev, Ukraine
- Two decades after the explosion and fire at the Chernobyl
nuclear power plant sent clouds of radioactive particles
drifting over fields near the area, the wilderness has again
begun encroaching. Tuatha, mainly through mortal
assistance, have spent years attempting to recultivate flora and
fauna that can survive the traces of background radiation in the
area. The United Nations Development Programme, backed by
a coalition of Tuatha, Eremites and a small number of the Avalon
Kin of the Peri, was founded in 2003 to assist with social,
economic and ecological issues resulting from disasters like the
one at Chernobyl. During the last year wildlife has
finally grown to a point that special game warden units have
been formed to protect and control the animals. The Tuatha
have successfully introduced lynx and brown bears into the
region again (lynx were very rare in the area and brown bears
had not been seen for several decades).
Hemari and Anopheles battle for control of city's "racy" side --
San Diego, USA
- The Ivy hotel, in the Gaslamp district within San Diego --
where rooms start at $450.00 US per night -- has set itself
apart wit a racy atmosphere featuring group showers and
firemen's poles. Also featuring scantily clad waitresses
and bottles of wine for $500 US to $600 US, the hotel has
developed a voyeuristic and somewhat seductive atmosphere.
Similar places to eat and entertain have begun to appear
throughout California, including a sushi bear where one can
order a "threesome roll" or ahi tuna served on a naked model
draped in banana leaves; the experience can cost upwards of
$2,100 US.
- Since the formation of the Hemari four years ago, the
growing war between the two was mostly kept in secret and far
quieter than other age-old battles between the Tribes and some
of their most embittered enemies. This has mostly been due
to the constant attempt by both the Hemari and the Anopheles to
bring the two groups together as a single unit again, with the
Hemari desiring to reclaim the Anopheles into the Tribes and
vice versa -- a polar opposite from the Proteans and their
former brethren the Roane. Now the battles, while still
rarely escalating to any kind of violence, have become far more
public than either of the two groups most likely desires.
Drove victim awakens from coma after 19 years -- Warsaw, Poland
FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE MONTH
- Former Polish railway worker Jan Grzebski was hit by a train
in 1988 after he stumbled across a battle with the Shadowen
(then part of the Stratagem Pact as Pride Nimrod) and members of
Drove Russalki. Having spent the last 19 years in a coma,
he recently awakened. Adjustment to the changes (Poland's
communist regime lost power a year later) has been difficult as
Mr. Grzebski was quoted as staying:
- "When I went into the coma there was only tea and
vinegar in the shops, meat was rationed and huge petrol
queues were everywhere. Now I see people on the
streets with cell phones and there are so many goods in the
shops it makes my head spin. What amazes me today is
all these people who walk around with these mobile phones
and never stop moaning. I've got nothing to complain
about."
- Doctors had not expected him to survive, but now is getting
acquainted with his 11 grandchildren and enjoying the retirement
of a 65-year old man. Though he was originally going to be
allowed to die since he had witnessed what was believed to be
more than he could handle, it is believed his wife as a
Believer, was able to keep him alive through faith and that due
to the existence of a local anchor that she was unknowingly part
of, part of his comatose subconscious was drawn into it and kept
his mind from fading completely. However, Mr. Grzebski has
shown no signs of remembrance of the incident form 19 years ago
in terms of what actually happened.
Hemari make new inroads into Arachne territory -- Mumbai, India
- Seeking inroads into Arachne territory in order to help
strengthen relations between India and Thailand in attempts to
subvert Anopheles and Tengu encroachments, the country's richest
man -- Mukesh Ambani -- has been influenced to build a new home
in the financial hub: a tower block palace with helipad,
health club and six floors of car parking -- a total of 27
stories at a cost of $2 billion US.
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The building, named Antilla after a mythical island, will have a total floor
area greater than Versailles and be home for Mr Ambani, his mother, wife, three
children and 600 full-time staff. Draped in hanging gardens, the building
will have a floor for a home theatre, a glass-fronted apartment for guests, and
a two-storey health club. As the ceilings are more than twice as high as a
normal building's, the 173m (570ft) 27-storey tower will be equivalent to a
building 60-storeys high. With property prices rocketing, the building is
already worth more than Ł500m. It is expected to be ready for the Ambanis to
move in next year. The family currently live in a 14-storey building, Sea Wind.
- The Arachne have begun working through the mortal government
in an attempt to stave off the potential effect this might have
on the current financially elite. Even the wealthiest
citizens maintained modest lifestyles within the country.
While some mortals idolize the riches and glamour with what is
being called India's "Jazz Age", others are uncomfortable with
what they call a "new vulgarity". To this end India's
prime minister, Manmohan Singh, called on business leaders to
"eschew conspicuous consumption" and "be role models of
moderation". This has helped with public opinion as a
growing anger among the mortal populace about "absurd spending"
has led to a growing divide between the poor and those rich who
embrace the new Hemari-inspired lifestyle.
- The Arachne have not taken this to task with the Paragon
Council, but there is a growing notion that this may actually
lead to further inroads by the Anopheles into India. Some
Tacticians believe that this may be part of the Hemari plan, to
divide Anopholes between India and Thailand, thus coercing the
Arachne into an alliance with the Hemari whereby the Hemari will
give up influence in India in exchange for Arachne assistance in
driving the Anopholes much further out of Thailand.
May 2007:
Bęte Noire attacks -- Idaho, USA & Calcutta India
- A Bęte Noire was slipped into the home of a mortal Magdalen
follower early this month, replacing the home owner's housecat.
When a neighbor brought the original cat back (which was found
in a nearby park), the Bęte Noire attacked the home owner,
requiring her to be transported to the local hospital after
receiving more than 20 bite wounds from the dark beast.
There are currently no leads on who is responsible for bringing
the dark beast into the home or why that particular follower was
chosen.
- A local farmer hunting for what he thought was the dog or
jackal responsible for the disappearance of his chickens
discovered one of his young calves making a meal of his poultry.
The young cow was killed and Arachne Probes are currently
attempting to discover just what it was that pushed the beast
that level, considering Bęte Noire are not known for changing
dietary habits as part of their darkening.
Rescued Peri -- Kamogawa, Japan
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A member of the Peri, trapped by human
faith after his battle with a member of the Drove Gaki in late
2004, was recently rescued after being discovered at Kominato
Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo. Murusaki
Ichiro had become trapped into what eventually became the form
of a glittering bathtub made of solid gold. The tub,
valued by humanity at Ą120
($1.21 million American) sat in the hotel's shared bathroom,
flanked by two crane statues. Visitors were allowed to
take a dip in the "tub" but it was only available for a few
hours a day for "security reasons". Fortunately a member
of the Oni who was staying at the resort hotel somehow
recognized the trapped immortal and contacted members of the
Sharakai in the area. Ichiro was rescued and brought back
to the Peri, where it is said that he will be able to regain his
true form after a few months of therapy now that he is away from
any possible affects of human faith.
D'Arcade shipment foiled -- Stuttgart, Germany
- A local shipment of the supernatural drug Odyssey was
derailed a few days ago by members of the Hemari Tribe, in
retaliation for actions which sold out their allies among the
Terat in Romania late last month. The shipment was
replaced ... with a sex doll. The doll was activated while
at the post office in Stuttgart, causing the parcel to vibrate
and make rather odd noises. This sparked a bomb alert
within the postal office, summoning the local authorities.
The rather public incident has brought the Dark Arcade out to
negotiate for the return of the shipment, and likely will cause
a minor bruising to the relationship between them and the
Hemari.
Unidentified individual robs Alaskan Bank -- Anchorage Alaska, USA
- An unidentified member of the himsati race robbed a bank in
Alaska on May 1st, brandishing a torch made from a torn t-shirt
and a metal pole. The individual, described as a black
male in his late 20's, abou 5'7" with a medium build, was
wearing a mask that covered part of his face. He easily
eluded mortal authorities, and Terat Scourges that attempted to
reach him found him protected by a number of fairly powerful
cloaking and defense serenades. He was escaped into the
Underground outside of the city and Terat and Peri Explorers are
currently leading the chase in an attempt to discover either his
whereabouts or identity.
Roane outpost brought into mortal news media -- Pacific Ocean
- For the last several years the Roane have been grafting
larger portions to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch in the North
Pacific Gyre (interior of one of the five major rotational ocean
flow zones in the world) where all sorts of marine debris find
themselves deposited. Recently with the introduction of
what appears to be either a mantle entrance or some form of
connection to Ys, the rate of garbage pickup has increased.
To this end the Proteans have made formal request to the Regents
of several cities (most notably San Francisco which is only
about 1,000 miles to the East of the zone) that influence be
passed over the mortal population to assist in hindering the
increase in the yet unfinished aquatic fortresses size.
Currently the refuse patch covers an area larger than the US
State of Texas. Protean scouts are currently setting up to
penetrate into the zone to discover exactly what is being done.
Meanwhile, the quickest possible solution to cutting down on the
speed the refuse is gathering is a proposed ban on a number of
plastic uses within various major cities. San Francisco is
looking likely to be the first to adopt such as early as this
fall.
April 2007:
Kodama
Drove testing of HPV -- Indonesia, south of Jakarta
- Dede lives in a remote village south of Jakarta, he fears he
may be killed by the tree-like growths that cover his body.
He has root-like structures growing out of his body - branches
that can grow up to 5cm a year and protrude from his hands and
feet, and welts covering his whole body. His condition is
caused by the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), a fairly common
infection causing small warts to develop on sufferers. But
it is believed members of the Kodama Drove have somehow created
a genetic "fault" making his body unable to contain the warts.
- The Hemari have called in several members of the Tuatha
tribe -- specifically from the Amaranth -- to see if they can
stop the mystical process that has been initiated within Dede.
They are hoping to rid him of the power bound to him in the
hopes that human medicine can take over.
Adze spreading maggot infection -- Colorado USA
- A Colorado USA resident picked up unwanted visitors during a
recent trip to Belize. At first thinking he merely had
some nasty insect bites or a minor case of shingles; but once
they began to move on their own a doctor discovered five bot fly
larvae living inside the man's head near the top of his skull.
Bot flies rely on mosquitoes, stable flies and other insects to
carry their eggs to a host. Though bot fly infections are
rarely routine in certain parts of Central and South America,
the ability for the eggs to be injected that deep under the skin
along the skull is a true rarity.
- After the bot larvae had been removed, members of the
Eremites present in the area where able to retrieve them for
study. The larvae had been mutated and if left alone would
not have matured into normal bot flies, they would have instead
burrowed into the brain and taken control of the host, using him
to spread more larvae into the area and infect more individuals.
Currently the Eremites, along with Osiri and Sharakai, are
presently investigating the holiday vacation the individual
spent in Belize, to search out other potential victims to aid
them and stop the spread of the "infection".
Terat takes down chopper -- Anchorage, Alaska USA
- A wildlife biologist made the mistake of thinking a local
member of the Terat was prime for study due to his large size
and obviously extremely health stature. After being shot
with a rather large tranquilizer, the Terat had no choice but to
force the helicopter to the ground in order to escape before
being overcome by the tranquilizer. He was able to charge
the chopper and damage the tail rotor to force it down and
escape.
The Equine Exchange -- Berlin, Germany
- An early-morning bank customer had a bit of a shock when he
found a horse standing in line at the automated teller in front
of him. It seems the horse's owner, identified only as
Wolfgang H., had a bit too much to drink the evening before and
decided to sleep it off inside the heated foyer of the bank.
- The small commotion caused was more than enough to allow
members of an unknown group to enter into a small regional post
for the Eremite Hospitallers Quiet Culture and steal a number of
documents. No word yet on exactly what those documents
were or what other effects have resulted from this incident.
March 2007:
Sandwich
Spread Riot -- HMP Edmunds Hill (near Stradishall, Suffolk)
- Two jugglers and four scourges were
called in to the prison after discovering that several of the
inmates had been secretly brewing alcohol using Marmite for the
last several weeks, fermenting hoarded fruit juice. Once
intoxicated the inmates went on an all-night rampage in the
Category-C jail. Mortal warders in anti-riot gear were
influenced to seal off the area as the inmates began to wreck it
rather than risk sparking worse violence. By morning a
team of negotiators were sent in, but the dozen or so inmates
were so hung over that they immediately surrendered. No
one was hurt.
- Scourges have begun investigations as
at least one of the mortals involved is believed to be involved
with known members of D'Arcade. At least three previously
unknown immortals have been identified as entering the facility
during the two weeks prior to the alcohol-inspired riot.

Toadzilla
-- Darwin, Australia
- A giant cane toad the size of a small
dog and nicknamed Toadzilla was captured during a community hunt
in Darwin. Environmentalists have been trying to stop the
spread of the poisonous creatures across the country's tropics.
The frogs were introduced from Hawaii by Drove Roane in the
1930's; mortals attempted to use them to control the native cane
beetles. The Terat sponsored environmental group FrogWatch,
which organizes hunts to destroy the toads, says the creature
measured 20.5 cm (8 in.) and weighed 861g (1.9 lb.). There
are potentially as many as 200 million of the toads loose in
Australia today. Their poison is strong enough to kill a
crocodile should they eat one. Adults average 10 to 15
centimetres (4–6 in) in length; the largest recorded specimen
weighed 2.65 kg (5.8 lb) with a length of 38 cm (15 in) from
snout to vent.
- Tribe Terat is currently investigating
a number of reports of these larger than normal specimens being
reported in the vicinity of Darwin, including recent claims that
some of the toads have been seen "spitting" poison at other
moderately large creatures.
Nein Smoking Perhaps -- Germany
- Another twist has come along in the
long battle the Eremites have been waging to take a stronger
foothold back into the government of Germany since the end of
the Betrayal War. While one country after another across
Europe has imposed a ban on smoking in public, Germany has also
placed a ban for bars and restaurants... but possibly not all
bars or not all parts of bars, maybe. The governors of
Germany's 16 federal states met in Berlin to discuss the smoking
ban. Contrary to expectations they hammered out a
wide-ranging agreement; however the individual states will be
responsible for putting the ban into law. Most say they
will do so by the end of this year or early 2008, but many have
decided to include certain exceptions that the agreed ban allows
for. The change to allow the exceptions appears to have
come from a number of "lobbyists" sponsored by D'Arcade and
possibly intervention from Drove Nibelung (The Hoarders)
Octogenarian Hero -- The
Hague, Netherlands
- A small group of Hemari in
The Hague have found an inspired way to ward off
would-be thieves, shoplifters and pickpockets.
During a recent shoplifting attempt from a local
supermarket, the 29-year-old shoplifter found
himself miraculously being knocked off his bicycle
by an 81-year-old man also on a bicycle. The
cyclist injured his hand and shin in the fall, a
spokesperson for the tribe has stated the Hemari
will be finding a way to reimburse him for his
medical expenses.
- The Hemari have taken to
singing songs of heroism on a number of unlikely
residents in the area, triggering them to affect the
individual when the need is seen. This has
caused not just the one elderly hero to arise, but
several others in the area. Would-be thieves
and other scoundrels are now finding it quite hard
to tell who is an easy mark and who is not.
February 2007:
Magdalen
Score -- Sotheby's
Auction House, London U.K.
- A rare copy of the first
printed atlas of England and Wales was obtained by
the Magdalen via phone bidder, as they managed to
interrupt a representative from the Alexandrites and
the phone in the winning bid. Printed between
1579 and 1590 it is 40 pages of maps and plates, a
landmark in Elizabethan cartography. It also
contains charts depicting Sir Francis Drake's
journey to the West Indies and America from 1585 to
1586. The book was offered as part of the sale
of the library of the Earls of Macclesfield.
Kinky Diplomat -- El Salvador,
Central America
- The Israeli ambassador to
El Salvador found himself in the hands of Drove
Anopheles and then out on the streets of the small
republic's capital ... drunk and naked apart from
bondage gear. He was found by local police
near the Israeli embassy, with his hands bound and
only able to identify himself after a large rubber
ball was removed from his mouth. The
ambassador was promoted from a technical position in
the Foreign Ministry and this was his first posting.
However, an account of the "details" of the incident
reveals that somehow the ambassador was also on the
other side of the capital at the same time. No
evidence has been found of tampering with the
ambassador's memories, so it is believed he was
duped and restrained in order for someone bearing
his likeness to accomplish some task on the other
side of the capital. No leads have surfaced as
to what actually might have taken place while the
ambassador was ... otherwise occupied.
Elusive
Shade Gives Birth -- Taiping, Malaysia
- Members of both the Tuatha
and Sharakai Tribes have reason to celebrate,
efforts to help cultivate the Linsang species of
Civet have resulted in the birth of a rare banded
linsang at the Taiping Zoo recently. Related
to cats, these tiny members of the civit family eat
rodents, but there is little documented information
on this nocturnal mammal. The creature is only
native to the rainforests of Malaysia, Thailand and
parts of Indonesia. The species was nearly
wiped out during the last Hive War, and efforts to
study the species and what abilities it might add to
the himsati race have met with limited success in
the last few decades. The creatures have
proven supernaturally elusive even to skilled
hunters, so very few have been available to study to
the himsati race, let alone the mortal world.
Klingons For Parliament
-- Finland
- Members of the Net Spiders
altered the campaign website of Jyrki Kasvi, who is
currently campaigning for re-election into the
Finnish parliament. A translation of his
website in Klingon was posted, though a few
difficulties occurred: there are no Klingon
words from matters such as tolerance, or for many
colors -- including green, which is the party whose
banner he is running under for the upcoming
elections in mid-March. But he's so impressed
by it, he has decided to leave it up and go with it;
it seems that Jyrki is an avid "Trekkie" himself (www.kasvi.org).
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